Feasting on Snails in Hanoi

It’s a warm night. The cheery light from Ốc Vi Hà Nội beckons us inside. There is a plastic table and the iconic tiny stools set up outside. A raucous group of drunk women sit inside. Their table is littered with shells, napkins, half-empty glasses of spiked juice, and assorted condiments.

The time has come for a national, beloved past time of Vietnam – a good night of ăn ốc. That is: snail eating.

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We grab a table just inside, next to the huge chalk menu of the snail and seafood offerings.

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I am feeling a little overwhelmed by the sheer number of options. A huge menu does seem to be the usual modus operandi for restaurants in Southeast Asia so I should have seen it coming.

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The selfie of someone who doesn’t know what she’s getting into.

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Luckily, we’re offered a menu with pictures. Time to point and hope for the best!

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Our choices.

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Snails in a chili lime dressing.

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Claims in “Thai”-flavored broth.

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Snails in a lemongrass broth.

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My weapon of choice for attacking those little but intimidating bugs in front of me.

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Kelly psyching herself up for the big moment and displaying her “photo face”.

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The snails are surprisingly chewy and firm. The smaller snails take quite a lot of effort to extract them from their homes, but we do it ruthlessly.

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They’re also a lot bigger than you’d expect.

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Mmm, chewy snot morsel.

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It is free and the moment is upon us.

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Farewell, little snail. We knew you not at all, but may you rest well in snail heaven.

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That’s about the only face you can make after eating a bug.

You’re a champion! Greatest of them all. You’re a champion! Standing tall. You’re a champion! And you’ll always be my hero.


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